"Laugh like the world is over, breathe like its your last breath. Run like you've never walked, fly like you have wings. Fall like it won't hurt, stand back up like it didn't hurt. Smile like the world is perfect, know that life is perfect."
Words I wish I could live by.
Well, I'm off to Ocean freaking City for Spring Break. I hate my life. Trinny is going to Florida, Jaeger, Bethany, and Payten are going to New York City, Christina's going to Wisconsin where there's at least an indoor water park. And I am going to Ocean City. At least there will be ponies.
CUTIE HONEY. OMFGOMFGOMFG. Jaeger and I are in love. We just watched episode two of the OVG or whatever series. The was a WTF moment or five in there, but I actually think Na-chan and Honey are adorable. God, that is such a freaking amazing, stupid, perverted, AMAZING show.
Off to bed. No updates. Too lazy. Still dazed.
EDIT
This is an extremely important update to my wellbeing.
While watching Re: Cutie Honey, I, as well as the rest of the Pack (Trinny, Re-Re, and Jaeger) were all inseminated by the intense lesbian action of episodes one and two. We discovered such when we were at D2 (what we renamed Dixie Diner) and I thought my french fries-in-ketchup tasted fruity. Jaeger decided that my ego must be prego and everything tastes weird. HOWEVER, one by one, we each tasted the fruitiness in the ketchup. WE WERE ALL PREGNANT. When I tried to go pee, Jaeger predicted, "What if the baby comes out?" I held in my urine.
As we skipped into Goodwill across the parking lot, Jaeger and Re-Re discovered this weird egg-thing that they thought would scare me because I hate clowns. I mean... I GAVE BIRTH. To a child named NANI!?, which is Japanese for "what?" When you say hisher name, you have to say it either excitedly or in confusion. Not just "Nani." "NANI!?"
The end.